jakeforjesus:

When you hit delete trying to erase a letter but your computer takes you back a page instead

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rachelberet:

imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET

(Source: girlwiththeberries)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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normal people: boy/girl problems
me: wifi connection problems

julieeyouho:

omg. LOLLL.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready

the-coriolis-effect:

HA

HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I want :c

lena-lynn:

pretty legit

me: i have a bruise
me: i'm going to name you Lee
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me: Bruise Lee
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.