prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

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moufwerk:

only time i have a thigh gap is when im using my legs to hold snacks

narvaezs:

currently watching: my life fall to pieces

tabit:

I’m not in the mood to exist

(Source: hitmonchan)

remember when staying up late was actually exciting

now its just life 

(Source: therealhamster)

tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie

(Source: kitteecat)

snorlaxatives:

a fun night out for me is going to target

having feelings that you know are dumb

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being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb

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(Source: subspacetsundere)

silverhex:

i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds

(Source: thelordsofsummer)

handgunsx:

perks of not having a thigh gap:

  • when food drops on your lap, you can catch it

(Source: rottenxcore)

sometimes when i stand up my vision gets really blurry and i feel like im about to die but then its like nvm still alive phew

(Source: amoying)