friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
catmere: anna-tran: Snow White and the Huntsman - Trailer
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
2008: Wow I was so stupid last year,
2009: Wow I was so stupid last year,
2010: Wow I was so stupid last year,
2011: Wow I was so stupid last year.
My friend Phillip got his lip removed today
We call him Phil now.
WHEN YOU PUT TOOTHPASTE TO TOOTHBRUSH
lolsofunny: EXPECTATION: REALITY: