June 2012
When you can't find something to wear..
May 2012
1 tag
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
Smiling for School Photos
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
(via Chaystar)
I need to stop:
ayyetrish:
worrying
buying clothes I never wear/things I never use
procrastinating
believing promises
being too nice
being lazy
wanting things I can’t have
When your sibling eats the food you hid from them
laugh-addict:
HOW DARE YOU!!!
omg
basically if you don’t talk to me first i’ll never talk to you
last day of school
other people: OMG I'm gonna miss all of you so much :'(((
me: adios bitchachos
looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
looking at myself right now: how embarassing
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
jakeforjesus:
When you hit delete trying to erase a letter but your computer takes you back a page instead
rachelberet:
imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
normal people: boy/girl problems
me: wifi connection problems
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
me: i have a bruise
me: i'm going to name you Lee
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me: Bruise Lee
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.