September 2012
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August 2012
How to stay in a relationship.
They say: we need to talk
you: no we don't.
samichan:
I can’t love anyone.
Because I can’t even love myself to begin with.
lordoftheinternet:
a moment of silence for all the things i have to do but am not doing
What race are you?
Black people: black
White people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
Hispanic people: not Mexican
Asian people: not Chinese
What race are you?
Black people: black
White people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
Hispanic people: not Mexican
Asian people: not Chinese
bonushumor:
is everything expensive or am i just poor
Keep God first.
eunicechristie:
everyone has things important to them. school, sports, friends, relationships, anything in general will always take up the majority of our time, but through it all, know that he deserves to be put first. ask yourself who gave you these things. everything falls in place when you devote your life to him. keep him first, not fifth, not fourth, not even second. when you give him your...
do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem
Me at 7 AM: tired
Me at 12 PM: tired
Me at 3 PM: tired
Me at 7 PM: *yawn* tired
Me at 10 PM: tired
Me at 2 AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
Watchhelenaphan:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH OH MY GOD
LOL ‘ay, I’m drinking my coffee’
Me: doesn't reply to texts
Me: gets mad when people don't reply to my texts
cholazard:
i like you do you like me
kiss me if yes
recite the bible in slovakian if no
LOLOLOL
Watchkaliethegr8:
omg aw he’s gonna be so cute when he grows up
drive-ride-drive:
I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
hey this one can’t run away
Omg LOLOLOLOLOLOL
johngallagherjrs:
do you ever think about the fact that your future boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife is out there somewhere like they exist and they’re waiting for you at this very moment even though they don’t realize it’s you they’re waiting for
